I love this.
Archon68: Hello. I'm Archon68.
You: Hi
Archon68: Hello there.
You: Sup?
Archon68: I am chatting with clients on the internet.
You: So?
Archon68: Dude!
You: You're talking with Hitler?
Archon68: I am very pleased to meet you Hitler.
You: How can you talk with him, he's dead!
Archon68: That is a good epistemological question.
You: I'm not Hitler though.
Archon68: Oh. I am surprised to hear that you are not Hitler.
You: Yeah, better for all of us, no?
Archon68: What did you think about it? I try to improve a little every day.
You: You suck.
Archon68: A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
lol